One hen One hen; two ducks One hen; two ducks; three cackling geese One hen; two ducks; three cackling geese; four corpulent porpoises One hen; two ducks; three cackling geese; four corpulent porpoises; five Limerick oysters One hen; two ducks; three cackling geese; four corpulent porpoises; five Limerick oysters; six pairs of Don Alfredo's favorite tweezers One hen; two ducks; three cackling geese; four corpulent porpoises; five Limerick oysters; six pairs of Don Alfredo's favorite tweezers; seven hundred Macedonian warriors dressed in full battle array One hen; two ducks; three cackling geese; four corpulent porpoises; five Limerick oysters; six pairs of Don Alfredo's favorite tweezers; seven hundred Macedonian warriors dressed in full battle array; eight brass monkeys from the ancient, secret, sacred crypts of Egypt One hen; two ducks; three cackling geese; four corpulent porpoises; five Limerick oysters; six pairs of Don Alfredo's favorite tweezers; seven hundred Macedonian warriors dressed in full battle array; eight brass monkeys from the ancient, secret, sacred crypts of Egypt; nine apathetic, sympathetic, diabetic old men on roller skates with a marked propensity toward procrastination and sloth One hen; two ducks; three cackling geese; four corpulent porpoises; five Limerick oysters; six pairs of Don Alfredo's favorite tweezers; seven hundred Macedonian warriors dressed in full battle array; eight brass monkeys from the ancient, secret, sacred crypts of Egypt; nine apathetic, sympathetic, diabetic old men on roller skates with a marked propensity toward procrastination and sloth; ten lyrical, spherical, diabolical denizens of the deep who hall and stall around the quo, the quay, and the quarry quarreling quietly.